- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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