Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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