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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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