What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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The child was fired from his job.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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