- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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