- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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