Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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