who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Denard Robinson

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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