why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A pope meets another one

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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. . I am a whale

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