- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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