- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

one of the idiot

lewis=cardiac

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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