- Anti Joke

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.