- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

I like that, but why am I happy?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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