Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Diarrhea

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Anti Joke

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