What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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