Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

snowglobe

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

i saw amango it splootered

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's 9+10? 19

Justin Bieber

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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