Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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