A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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