What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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