- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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