- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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