- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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