- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Ben Corbishley

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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