knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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I am a mime

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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