Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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