Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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GOODBYE

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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