What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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