roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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