I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Lindsay Lohan

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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