- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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