What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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