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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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