What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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