yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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