- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.