whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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