Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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