A Chinese man fails a math test

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Death by kayak

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Potassium? K.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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