A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Good job, son.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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. . I am a whale

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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