- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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