What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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