Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Anti Joke

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