What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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