- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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