- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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