I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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