- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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