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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Then none of us want to be right.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How old are you? 7

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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