- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A lot eh?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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