- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

No it doesnt..

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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