- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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