A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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