- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Dwarf Shortage

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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