- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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