What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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