Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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