dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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