A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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