- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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