- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

You know whats annoying? Steve

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