- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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