- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Flowers are colors Love me

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

WILLYS

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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