If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Jesus Christ

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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