How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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