- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A woman walks into a bar.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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