- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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