What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A man did not like this site

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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