- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

civil rights

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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