Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

An Asian with a big dick.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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