- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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