- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats 1+1? window!

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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