- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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