- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Your're racist.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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