Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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