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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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