Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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