Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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