How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Balls

thumb_up thumb_down -12

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

anti-joke.ru - russian style

thumb_up thumb_down -12

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops