- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Knock Knock No solicitors

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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