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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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