So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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deez nuts

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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