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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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