- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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