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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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