- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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