- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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