knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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