- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's blue? The sky.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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