What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Drew Knowles is gay

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

123 f*ck off

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