Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Your big dick.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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