- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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