I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Penis

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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