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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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