Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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