A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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No your aunties a joke

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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