- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

what is big and white? Your Mom

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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