- Anti Joke

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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