Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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