an emo girl walked into a white room

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Black people stink of shite!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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