Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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