- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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